I did the 'What kind of lover are you?' quiz in facebook a few days ago.
and the results were.. shocking?!
hahaha.

so let me just copy and paste it here.

I'm "The Guru"!
When it comes to the bedroom, you know everything. From how to please your mate to feng shui-ing the dresser, you could teach a seminar. And maybe you do. For you, sex is about the experience, which you're liable to have had over and over and over. Be proud, this is clearly the coolest answer in this quiz. Unless you lied to get to this answer, then be very ashamed.

and..
a few minutes ago, i just took 'What is your Ideal Lover?' quiz on facebook.
and the results were..
i just don't know what to say okay.

i'll just copy and paste again.

You need "The Guru"!
You need someone who knows their way around the bedroom. And the living room floor. And the backseat of a Volkswagon. The point is that you are looking for an experienced lover to take you to the next level. Most importantly, you don't want someone you have to teach. Though with the level of experience in the room, some teacher-student role-playing wouldn't be out of the question.

okay. idiot.
like as if one Guru isn't enough, there's two now.
one's me (???) and the other, is somehow suppose to be my ideal partner.
hahaha.
mengaruts sia.
haha.